SHE WILL BE LOVED

The recent mumbai NYE incident, certainly came as a rude shock. of course nt that prior to the same, women could walk safely on the streets. bt gone r the days when a woman felt safe n secure in d company of her male friends, or in a busy nd decnt neighbourhood of the city. come 2008 and the city that never sleeps slaps on our face a shocker almost as if to ridicule us of our set of norms. what ws more shockin dan d fact dt women are still looked as a means of achievin sheer sexual pleasure, ws de length certain (nt all) men would go just to show their apparent superiority or wt most of em very crudely refer to as "MARDANGI". so wt if it is at d cost of another person. it is pathetic that such people refuse to treat women as people hu deserve respect(dt is rightfully theirs, might i add). today, wen methods r being deviced to create a habitat fr humans in mars, there exist those who see women , de "weaker" sex, jst as beings to take out their frustrations, be it sexual, emotional or physical.
years go by, nd d number of sch men increase, as do the number of cruelties and harassments women face. bt enough is enough. i wont stand up for the 'X' chromosome being treated as a minority to the 'Y' chromosome by sch ppl. men wid sch a frame of mind, are en evolutionary deadend, and need to find a way to develop brains in their heads whr they should belong, rather than their balls, where dey actually are..

LOST

trapped in this box
am choking now
cant get out
dont know how
the key is lost
cant see the light
its time now
i have to fight
i must break out
out of this box
this box i call life...

MAZE

why is it so confusing
yet so simple
why is it so painful
yet i feel numb
why is it so open
yet i feel so confined
why is it so black
yet so white
why is it so wrong
yet so right

COLLEGE LIFE- ACT II

so another year s come nd gone nd here i stand... as a second year... de big TWO... and wen i luk bak on dis past yr.. nd see wt all i hv learnt, except math, (which i am sppsd to b really gud at by nw, bt still hv to refer like a zillion books to see y root 2 isnt a rational no.... or is it..??!?!?!) anyhu my point being... i figured i d make a note of all dt i learned dis 1 yr...

1. delhi public transport goes beyond our very convenient three wheelers... it also includes buses.. nd lotsa times it makes more sense to pay 7 bux fr a ride, which a 3 wheeler wud chrge nt less dan 70...

2.chinese at china bowl tastes better dan chinese at chungwa... chinese at china bowl is also cheaper dan dt in chungwa
3. thrs more to shoes dan loafers nd floaters... yes.. chappals nd heels are nt all bad..

4. BC doesn just mean before christ....

5. a peck on d cheek ws really overrated in school, it IS nt dt big a deal... everyone s doin it...

6. u ll hv either one dipsite or modernite frnd... or both

7. delhi s more dan just m block, saket nd priya.... REALLY..!!

8. doin eco doesn make u cool, just like doin math doesn make u nerdy or a social outcast....(pay attention to d second half... pls..!!)

9. thr r many more ways to pull back ur hair dan just a regular ponytail...

10. makeup s more an just eye pencil nd vaseline/lip gaurd...

11. parents suddenly seem to care very little abt u...

12. u mite miss school alot initially... bt eventually.. u ll get over it... nd ur big group of 15 ppl... sudenly reduces to a mere 6...

13. colg fr d frst week mite seem trash.. cz of sum weird nalini chik hu hs befriended u.. nd hs solemnly pledged to b wid u fr d remainin 3 yrs... bt its jst dt one week.. after dt.. u find even weirder ppl to b wid... nd u noe its fr more dan dese 3 yrs.. n u jst don seem to mind!!

**DISCLAIMER: all based on true personal incidents.. resemblance to someone livin or dead... mere coincidence... so BITE ME!!

HARRI PUTTAR

ever wondered wat mite hv come of harry potter had j.k rowling been of indian origin...??? welll i did..(call me lifeless... but i did!!) lol.. of course along wid my very dear friend meghna sengupta ..(between her weird romantic novels and my almost negligible readin interest.. v came to find dt harry potter ws de only common book) hu btw came up wid like most of d names.. wid d tinge of gawarpanti from me!! so here s d revamped indian look of harry potter...

HARI PUTTAR - HARRY POTTER
JITENDAR PUTTAR - JAMES POTTER
LAALI PUTTAR - LILY POTTER
SIDHU KALDEEP - SIRIUS BLACK
RAM LOKHPAL - REMUS LUPIN
NIMMO RANGEELI TEJ - NIMPHADORA TONKS
HARMANI GURTEJBAHADUR - HEMIONE GRANGER


DUDDY DHADDA - DUDLEY DURSLEY
PAMMI DHADDA - PETUNIA DURSLEY
VIRENDER DHADDA - VERNON DURSLEY

AMARDEEP DHANRAJGIR - ALBUS DUMBLEDORE
MANPREET AHLUWALIA - MADEYE MOODY
SUKHDEEP TELU - SEVERUS SNAPE
MINOTI MCPREET - MINERVA MCGONAGALL
RUPUNDER HUDDA - RUBIUS HAGRID
DUBBU - DOBBY
LOVELY LOONI - LUNA LOVEGOOD
NATWAR LAL - NEVILLE LONGBOTTOM
CHARANPAL DUGGAL - CEDRIC DIGGORY
CHUNNI CHATWAL - CHO CHANG
PHOOLMATI DEOL - FLEUR DELACOUR
VIKRAM KARANDEEP - VIKTOR KRUM

AMARJIT WADHWA - ARTHUR WEASLEY
MANPREET WADHWA - MOLLY WEASLEY
ROVINDER WADHWA - RONALD WEASLEY
GINNY WADHWA - GINNY WEASLEY.... (as in d G in gun)
FAQIRDEEP WADHWA - FRED WEASLEY
GURMINDER WADHWA - GEORGE WEASLEY
BUKHWINDER WADHWA - BILL WEASLEY
PREETAM WADHWA - PERCY WEASLEY
CHARANJIT WADHWA - CHARLIE WEASLEY

DALBIR MANSINGH - DRACO MALFOY
LUKHWINDER MANSINGH - LUCIUS MALFOY
NARIMA MANSINGH - NARCCISSA MALFOY
BILLO - BELLATRIX

DUSHT VEERAPAN - LORD VOLDEMORT

CHUNNILAL FATOOR - CORNELIUS FUNDGE
DOLLY UDHAM - DOLORES UMBRIDGE

HOGAWRTS - HARKISAN PUBLIC SCHOOL
DEATH EATERS - MAUTH KE SIPAHI
DEMENTORS - PYAASI AAYTMA
GRYFFINDOR - SINGHSAHEB
SLYTHERIN - SAPERA
HUFFLEPUFF - KRASOUER
RAVENCLAW - CHEEL
AZKABAN - TIHAR JAIL
QUIDITCH - URANCHU

BIG BLACK HOLE

SOMETIMES I WONDER IF I LIVE FOR ME
OR IS IT JUST OTHERS WHO LAY IT OUT
DO I PAVE MY OWN WAY
OR IS IT SUMONE ELSE'S DIRECTIONS I AM ON

I FEEL SO USELEES, YET THEY EXPECT SO MUCH
I FEEL SO EMPTY, YET THEY CONTINUE TO DRAIN ME OUT
I AM SO CORNERED, S MANY FINGERS POINTIN
FAILURE STARES ME IN DE FACE, BT I REFUSE TO ACKNOWLEDGE IT

I HAVE HIT ROCK BOTTOM ND DE ONLY WAY IS UP
BT DEN Y DO I CONTINUE TO FALL
WEN WILL DE DARKNESS GO
WILL I EVER GET OUT OF DIS BIG BLACK HOLE..

DE SIDE EFFECTS OF BOOZE..

here are a few pointers to tell if u r headed fr de wrst hangover...
1.u blame ur shoes fr nt being able to walk st8..
2.u wanna tlk to de customer care personnel hu jst called nd u ask him/her hw his day was..
3. u sway 3 times as much even though u probably r putting in 1/3rd de effort..
4.u feel like returning ur mother's calls..
5.dt annoyin guy/girl hu jst hit on u an hour bak seems appealing..
6. somehow ur taste buds have gone numb to alcohol nd u can no longer taste de vodka in ur drink...
7. u believe u can spell mississippi forward nd backward nd u make sure everyone noes..
8. u fear u ll die old nd alone wid 27 cats. in fact u hv already picked out names fr 7..
9. u feel like doin de disco routine to 'HALLELUJAH'
10. gravity seems to hv given up on u...
11. u believe its de moral duty of ur estranged love interest to noe exactly how u feel abt dem