COLLEGE LIFE- ACT II

so another year s come nd gone nd here i stand... as a second year... de big TWO... and wen i luk bak on dis past yr.. nd see wt all i hv learnt, except math, (which i am sppsd to b really gud at by nw, bt still hv to refer like a zillion books to see y root 2 isnt a rational no.... or is it..??!?!?!) anyhu my point being... i figured i d make a note of all dt i learned dis 1 yr...

1. delhi public transport goes beyond our very convenient three wheelers... it also includes buses.. nd lotsa times it makes more sense to pay 7 bux fr a ride, which a 3 wheeler wud chrge nt less dan 70...

2.chinese at china bowl tastes better dan chinese at chungwa... chinese at china bowl is also cheaper dan dt in chungwa
3. thrs more to shoes dan loafers nd floaters... yes.. chappals nd heels are nt all bad..

4. BC doesn just mean before christ....

5. a peck on d cheek ws really overrated in school, it IS nt dt big a deal... everyone s doin it...

6. u ll hv either one dipsite or modernite frnd... or both

7. delhi s more dan just m block, saket nd priya.... REALLY..!!

8. doin eco doesn make u cool, just like doin math doesn make u nerdy or a social outcast....(pay attention to d second half... pls..!!)

9. thr r many more ways to pull back ur hair dan just a regular ponytail...

10. makeup s more an just eye pencil nd vaseline/lip gaurd...

11. parents suddenly seem to care very little abt u...

12. u mite miss school alot initially... bt eventually.. u ll get over it... nd ur big group of 15 ppl... sudenly reduces to a mere 6...

13. colg fr d frst week mite seem trash.. cz of sum weird nalini chik hu hs befriended u.. nd hs solemnly pledged to b wid u fr d remainin 3 yrs... bt its jst dt one week.. after dt.. u find even weirder ppl to b wid... nd u noe its fr more dan dese 3 yrs.. n u jst don seem to mind!!

**DISCLAIMER: all based on true personal incidents.. resemblance to someone livin or dead... mere coincidence... so BITE ME!!

HARRI PUTTAR

ever wondered wat mite hv come of harry potter had j.k rowling been of indian origin...??? welll i did..(call me lifeless... but i did!!) lol.. of course along wid my very dear friend meghna sengupta ..(between her weird romantic novels and my almost negligible readin interest.. v came to find dt harry potter ws de only common book) hu btw came up wid like most of d names.. wid d tinge of gawarpanti from me!! so here s d revamped indian look of harry potter...

HARI PUTTAR - HARRY POTTER
JITENDAR PUTTAR - JAMES POTTER
LAALI PUTTAR - LILY POTTER
SIDHU KALDEEP - SIRIUS BLACK
RAM LOKHPAL - REMUS LUPIN
NIMMO RANGEELI TEJ - NIMPHADORA TONKS
HARMANI GURTEJBAHADUR - HEMIONE GRANGER


DUDDY DHADDA - DUDLEY DURSLEY
PAMMI DHADDA - PETUNIA DURSLEY
VIRENDER DHADDA - VERNON DURSLEY

AMARDEEP DHANRAJGIR - ALBUS DUMBLEDORE
MANPREET AHLUWALIA - MADEYE MOODY
SUKHDEEP TELU - SEVERUS SNAPE
MINOTI MCPREET - MINERVA MCGONAGALL
RUPUNDER HUDDA - RUBIUS HAGRID
DUBBU - DOBBY
LOVELY LOONI - LUNA LOVEGOOD
NATWAR LAL - NEVILLE LONGBOTTOM
CHARANPAL DUGGAL - CEDRIC DIGGORY
CHUNNI CHATWAL - CHO CHANG
PHOOLMATI DEOL - FLEUR DELACOUR
VIKRAM KARANDEEP - VIKTOR KRUM

AMARJIT WADHWA - ARTHUR WEASLEY
MANPREET WADHWA - MOLLY WEASLEY
ROVINDER WADHWA - RONALD WEASLEY
GINNY WADHWA - GINNY WEASLEY.... (as in d G in gun)
FAQIRDEEP WADHWA - FRED WEASLEY
GURMINDER WADHWA - GEORGE WEASLEY
BUKHWINDER WADHWA - BILL WEASLEY
PREETAM WADHWA - PERCY WEASLEY
CHARANJIT WADHWA - CHARLIE WEASLEY

DALBIR MANSINGH - DRACO MALFOY
LUKHWINDER MANSINGH - LUCIUS MALFOY
NARIMA MANSINGH - NARCCISSA MALFOY
BILLO - BELLATRIX

DUSHT VEERAPAN - LORD VOLDEMORT

CHUNNILAL FATOOR - CORNELIUS FUNDGE
DOLLY UDHAM - DOLORES UMBRIDGE

HOGAWRTS - HARKISAN PUBLIC SCHOOL
DEATH EATERS - MAUTH KE SIPAHI
DEMENTORS - PYAASI AAYTMA
GRYFFINDOR - SINGHSAHEB
SLYTHERIN - SAPERA
HUFFLEPUFF - KRASOUER
RAVENCLAW - CHEEL
AZKABAN - TIHAR JAIL
QUIDITCH - URANCHU