DE SIDE EFFECTS OF BOOZE..

here are a few pointers to tell if u r headed fr de wrst hangover...
1.u blame ur shoes fr nt being able to walk st8..
2.u wanna tlk to de customer care personnel hu jst called nd u ask him/her hw his day was..
3. u sway 3 times as much even though u probably r putting in 1/3rd de effort..
4.u feel like returning ur mother's calls..
5.dt annoyin guy/girl hu jst hit on u an hour bak seems appealing..
6. somehow ur taste buds have gone numb to alcohol nd u can no longer taste de vodka in ur drink...
7. u believe u can spell mississippi forward nd backward nd u make sure everyone noes..
8. u fear u ll die old nd alone wid 27 cats. in fact u hv already picked out names fr 7..
9. u feel like doin de disco routine to 'HALLELUJAH'
10. gravity seems to hv given up on u...
11. u believe its de moral duty of ur estranged love interest to noe exactly how u feel abt dem